Archive for February, 2008

Feb26th2008

NHL Trading Deadline

Now, if you can’t tell, I’m a little bit of a hockey nut. Yes, I know its hard to figure out, but sometimes the subtleties slip through the cracks of obviousness. When the trading deadline gets about a week away, you start to scan the teams’ news sites, curious as to who is going to move, and where. It basically can take a challenger and make them a favorite. The problem always occurs though, at what price. Do you leverage the future for a chance to win today? Today is Tuesday, and the deadline is at 3 pm ET. My buddy Darrell (equally insane hockey fan) and I will be burning up the instant messaging pipeline today as trades are pulled off.

It’s the usual course of business – teams that can’t or might not make the playoffs have superstars for sale. This is the one part I don’t like about free agency. Take a team like Atlanta. They have a player – Marian Hossa. He’s good. He’s making a nice pile of change ($7 mil) and is a free agent at the end of the year. Wells, rather than play out the rest of the year with him and try to win the sucky Southeast division, they realize that he won’t re-sign with them and thus begins the process of trading him away. GM’s logic, rather get something for him in return. Understandable, but couldn’t you take whatever money you were going to give him and spend that on some other quality free-agents when the season is over? Every GM is looking for the magic bullet to propel them into serious cup contention. I also don’t like the whole “rent-a-player” aspect that comes with someone like Hossa. You essentially have him on your team for a couple months and he could bolt to the highest bidder come summertime. You end up trading away players and picks for maybe nothing more than a Stanley Cup run. Atlanta traded for Tkachuk last year and got swept in the first round. Big payoff (sarcasm alert).

So, back to it – there’s some serious rumors that he’s going to Ottawa or Montreal. I’m not a big fan of that because that will catapult those guys to the top of the heap in the eastern conference (same place my Pens reside). The other big player in the trade winds is Brad Richards. He’s a big player from Tampa and will fit in nicely on someone’s roster. Tampa Bay is probably going to have a yard sale today.

Now, I believe my Pens are going to either stay put with their team or make a minor splash with a defensemen. They need someone who can knock the shit out of someone and not play the puck like Helen Keller. Rob Blake comes to mind. I also like this kid in Colorado, John-Michael Liles. We’ll see. The Pens GM, Shero, is preaching this whole leverage the future; we got a strong nucleus mantra, which I like. But maybe the time is now to make a bold move. Who knows. I don’t get paid to do this (shocker, I know) and probably never will.

Updates:
11 AM. Very Slow. Glacial almost. New Jersey and St Louis swap bouncers.
12 PM. Finally. Campbell (D, Buffalo) heads off to San Jose. I would have like to see the Pens pick him up, but that’s over now. Richards (C, Tampa) is going to Dallas to play with Mike Madano. Dallas is looking a lot better all of a sudden. And Montreal traded Cristobal Huet (G) to DC? WTF? This bewilders me. Montreal has a super young goalie in Carey Price, who is good, but unless he channels the spirit of Ken Dryden, this squad might be one and done.
1:30 PM. We’re getting the band back together! Seriously, what’s going on in Colorado? First, they sign Peter Forsberg, who’s been in Sweden making Volvos or whatever Swedish people do, and now they trade for Adam Foote (D, Columbus). These guys were part of the glory years in Avalanche-land winning the Cup like 10 years ago. All they need now is to talk Ray Borque and Patrick Roy out of retirement. Maybe they can get a group AARP discount. Speaking of geriatrics, the Capitals traded for Sergei Federov (C, Columbus). He’s like 90, and probably still trying to sleep with 15 year old Russian girls – he was like 30 and dating a teen-aged Anna Kournakova. Pens still haven’t done anything. Might be a silent day.
2:30 PM. Pretty silent out there. A couple calzones got traded for some turkey legs, but nothing crazy. Maybe Shero is going to pull a kamikaze attack.
3 PM. What do you know. Pens picked up Hal Gill at the deadline. This guy was playing in Boston when I lived there. He’s a big dude. He also used to do these commercials for some sports bar and was shoving buffalo wings in his mouth. Maybe they’ll get him to do a spot for Primanti Bros sandwiches – YUMMY! I’m sure a bunch of other trades that happened at the dealine will trickle in, but doesn’t look like that heavy of an action day.
3:15 PM. HMFS! (fill in your own expletives) Pens just traded for Hossa! Instant reaction says I like. Two breathes and a class of water later, wonders if we gave away too much future if we can’t sign him to an extension. Yikes – Armstong, Christensen, Espisito and a #1 pick in 2008. That is a lot. Part of me says I like those guys, hate to see them go, but in essence, we traded for an all-star and a 3rd line winger and gave 2 grinders, a potentially never-gonna-make it prospect and a draft pick. You know what, I like it.

Time to push for the cup. I guess I won’t be buying playoff tickets this year in Atlanta.

Feb13th2008

God Bless TiVO!

ihearttivo.jpgToys and technology. Its amazing how some things, when you finally break down and get them, how much easier stupid things can get, and it leaves you wondering “how did I get along without it?”. As you roll back in time in your head, think about mobile phones – you used to have to be somewhere when you said you were going to be there. Directions or “I’m lost” used to mean you were calling from the gas station around the corner (or driving in circles). Mobile phones have progressed to the PDA and iPhone. No longer are you out of touch – people live with these things on their hip and feel disconnected without them. GPS, wireless, the internet, digital cameras…I could go on.

But oh man… the writer’s strike continues. I’ve got the weapon to combat that – TiVO or DVR. How simple does this make your television viewing life? I mean seriously…and you can get it with an upgraded box from your cable company for a couple bucks a month. Simple. Set up that season pass to record “Two and a Half Men” and wallah!, you won’t miss an episode. You don’t need to make sure you are in front of the tube on Monday’s at 9 pm or else you missed out. Especially with all the season long dramas – 24, Lost, Life, Heroes…you miss one, and you are out of the loop. This way, you can jump on some marathon session if you want. I especially like it for the obscure shows, like Three Sheets (a show about a globetrotting booze-a-rama comedian – its on Mojo). I literally can knock out a couple episodes on a crappy Saturday afternoon or a dull Wednesday night.

Also, miss something? Janet’s boob flash on Super Bowl? Funny Commercial? Mumbling actor? Gotta run to the bathroom? Burning dinner? Amazing play? Pause, rewind, or flashback. If you could only do this with real life. PS, the movie “Click” sucked. It was based on this premise but I would officially state that this is 90 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

It does have some kinks that need to be worked out. I’m waiting for the removable hard drive so you can take your collection over to your friend’s house. Your DVD library on a flash drive (patented by Geoff). My buddy Brad was telling me about his TiVO this one night while out for drinks, looking a little glum. “My TiVO thinks I’m gay”. He proceeds to tell us how it has a brain of its own (note to TiVO users, turn off the “suggestions”). He watched or recorded some travel show or American Idol for his wife (so he says) and it ended up recording “Queer Eye”, “Oprah” “The View” and Mens Figure Skating. Nice.

Think about all the goodness you can have. Your life shouldn’t revolve around TV, and now it really, really doesn’t have too.  I’ll hear people around the office - “hey, we’re going out for drinks, wanna come”, and someone will say - “Nah, Grey’s Anatomy is on”.  WHAT?!!  Think about all those shows you ‘might” want to check out but not sure you want to invest? Not to mention all the bonus points you can rack up with the significant other – “Sex in the City” or “Penguins vs. Rangers”. Well, that’s a no-brainer, but lets say the Pens were playing the Panthers or the Islanders. “Baby, by all means, watch your show”. At the end of it all, she’s happy; I’ll catch the game without commercials and skip all the crappy parts. Win-win if you ask me.

My vote for useful product in the new milenium - TiVO!

Feb6th2008

What does $2.8 Million get you today?

It just doesn’t buy you what it used to. Lets see, you could buy 2.8 million junior bacon cheeseburgers and help Brad & Angelina feed small African nations. How about half ownership of Baske Afair, the Arabian stallion that is supposed to fetch $5M (stud farm anyone) later this month? Maybe you want to grab a fleet of 10 Bentley Continental GT’s or maybe splurge and get a 1997 Beechcraft Beechjet 400A so you and your friends can globetrot in style. Whatever it is, I bet it will last longer that :30 seconds.

Is advertising during the Super Bowl worth it? When you think about it, you kind of had this “spray and pray” mentality with the message and the audience. I mean your demographic is between 9-90 years old, slightly skewed male, with a median income somewhere in the $15k-900K range. Targeted. For any of you that work in advertising, try passing off a creative brief with that information on it. Lets not forget that 50% of the true watchers (fans of the two combatants) are going to be drunk or pissed and the other half are doing to be drunk and going to want to run off immediately after the game and have post-victory super bowl sex (with the jersey on). That leaves the rest of us are just hanging out, eating for finger food, and maybe catching a glimpse of greatness (nice catch David Tyree!) or history made (ouch…18-1) and just maybe winning a box on the score grid pool.

What did you remember? Hank? The Screaming Critters? How about Go Daddy sexing it up? Maybe Shaq on a horse? Here’s the full list and the “ratings” as judged by USA Today. Take a look and see what you recall. And while you are doing that, try to think which ones you’ve seen since then. A couple of these spots only ran once.

We just aren’t seeing anything memorable these days. Where is Terry Tate, office linebacker? How about Wazzzzup!?? Maybe we should just take all the good ads since 1995 and play them during next year’s superbowl. That’s what Doritos did this year – remember the UGC contest they had last year, well, one of the spots that didn’t win, they ran it during the 2nd quarter – the big rat.

There is a positive side-effect to crappy commercials, at least I have time to go to the bathroom and not worry about missing anything.