How entertaining is this? Seriously. K-Fed vs. Brit. I’m really starting to watch this like a train wreck. I don’t think there is a day that goes buy without The Superficial or People Magazine highlighting some story revolving around these two. Well, let me take a step back, minus the speculation that K-Fed spawned another Baby K with his ex, he’s remained pretty clean in the tabloids. It really is a daily freak out by Brittany, our beloved Trailer Park Princess (or Queen of Over-Exposure, your choice). Is this some mad social science or government experiment gone awry? Give some zero talent white trash mousekateer a lot of money, build her up, then crash her career in a matter of minutes. Can you call it a career? It seems more like 15 minutes in which the battery in the watch died and just hung on 14:59. I mean her career has been supported by overly self-conscious girls and internet pedophiles. Hmmm…Lets see what happens! My guess is that Loki got the controls for a little while and is providing a lot of us with some solid entertainment.
What got me thinking of this was the reports on CNN (yes, CNN) about her OK! interview. That she was wiping fried chicken grease on a $5k dress, snaked a bunch of clothes from the photo shoot and blamed it on her assistant (classy). I know she has the paparazzi following her every move, making life so tough. Recapping from the past year - head shaving, umbrella attacking (right, auditioning for a movie part), bikini borrowing, driving with her baby in her lap, 2 stints in rehab, and the restraining order on her mom.
But is K-Fed really as dumb as he looks? (Don’t answer that - its really not a question). Shovel in hand, pile of gold in site. We all know that he’s not MENSA material, let alone the ringer on Hi-IQ. If Candyland had questions, I’m quite confident he would be stuck at “Start”. Anyway, here’s what the former backup dancer got out of it. 1) He got to sleep with Brittany in her better days. Not saying she wasn’t crazy, but she was pretty close to her peak. 2) He got an allowance that rivaled an NFL player. 3) Traveled 1st Class everywhere, with or without her. 4) A supposed settlement that ranges in the$5-10 million amount. 5) Whatever toys he managed to accumulate (which included a Ferrari, couple nice motorcycles, a watch that is worth more than my years salary) during the marriage. 6) On a somewhat different track - he staked claim to the best Super Bowl Ad this past year. That was pretty damn funny. But what is K-Fed now? The ex-Mr. Spears. A single man with 4 kids through two women (hey, it worked for Dr. J). He’s got a “name” and if he walked with any money, I’m sure its more than he had when he started.
So, who is getting the better end of the deal? Me! Because I get to laugh my ass off everyday.